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These two guys at my school got into a fight after 1st hour and they were either to get suspended for 9 days or sit in the school courtyard holding hands all day even during classes. You can see what they decided.
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I really hate when I put food in the microwave and it starts popping and making explosive noises so I check it and it’s freezing cold like why you gotta play me like that
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okay so like being raised catholic i always watch star wars and whenever someone says
“may the force be with you”
i respond
“and also with you”
A reading from the holy gospel according to Luke
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“Thank you for your cooperation.”
#SHIELD: the most polite motherfuckers to ever fuck with you
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fixed it
never saying you tried again.
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